1 00:00:02,520 --> 00:00:04,839 2 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:06,719 3 00:00:06,720 --> 00:00:09,599 With my head in a spin 4 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:11,959 to scream and shout 5 00:00:11,960 --> 00:00:15,479 6 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:18,800 7 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:23,120 MUFFLED PARTY MUSIC 8 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:30,439 Why is that helium balloon so deflated? 9 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:31,920 HIGH-PITCHED: No idea. 10 00:00:31,921 --> 00:00:36,119 Cheap crap if you ask me. You should probably try and get a refund. 11 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:38,159 I can't leave you alone for two minutes. 12 00:00:38,160 --> 00:00:40,039 Well, I was bored. 13 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,559 I'm a prisoner. 14 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:42,679 Ahem! 15 00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:45,159 LOWER-PITCHED: I'm a prisoner in my own bedroom. 16 00:00:45,160 --> 00:00:47,759 Can't believe there's a party going on in our own house 17 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:49,279 and we're not even invited. 18 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:51,879 Aren't you a bit old for 20th birthday parties? 19 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:54,199 NORMAL PITCH: Well, my voice has only just broke. 20 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:56,439 Why did you agree to this? 21 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:59,959 Because her house isn't big enough, and she's my goddaughter. 22 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:01,639 She's not MY goddaughter. 23 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:05,319 Only met her a few times, and even then she barely gave me eye contact. 24 00:01:05,320 --> 00:01:08,630 Well, in that dressing gown, she'd regard the eyes as a safe haven. 25 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:12,159 And you didn't exactly help yourself 26 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:14,879 by setting off that party popper when she arrived. 27 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:16,599 She's phonophobic. 28 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:17,959 She's what? 29 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:20,319 It's a fear of any sudden loud noises. 30 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:22,319 That's why I brought the balloons upstairs. 31 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:24,560 She was worried they might pop and scare her. 32 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:27,039 What? 33 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:29,119 I've just remembered, there's a box of Rice Krispies in the cupboard. 34 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:32,039 Hide the milk. We don't want to traumatise her. 35 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:33,879 Don't be an old fart about this. 36 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:35,079 Sorry. 37 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:37,959 It's just that kids all seem to have labels these days. 38 00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:39,919 There was never a word for what I was. 39 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:42,120 Well, I can think of one for what you are now. 40 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:46,239 I wish you'd be a bit more welcoming to her. 41 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:47,599 I am welcoming. 42 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:49,039 In fact, if you must know, 43 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:50,759 I've even left her a little present downstairs. 44 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:51,879 Oh. 45 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:53,879 That's nice. What? 46 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:55,279 Bottle of Taboo. 47 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:56,799 You bought her booze? 48 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:58,119 I didn't buy it. 49 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:00,479 It's the one that's been sitting under the sink for about 12 years. 50 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:02,559 She doesn't drink. 51 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:05,439 They really are the sensible generation, aren't they? 52 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:07,039 At her age I got up to all sorts. 53 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:08,720 Well, you are from the North. 54 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:12,770 Taboo probably meant you were sleeping with your sister. 55 00:02:12,771 --> 00:02:15,159 MUFFLED MUSIC: Blue Monday by New Order 56 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:17,839 Well, at least they're playing decent music down there. 57 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:21,359 Although this kind of '80s stuff sounds much better on vinyl. 58 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:23,039 That's the problem with Spotify, 59 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:25,199 this generation will never know what it's like 60 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:26,520 to properly feel a 12-inch. 61 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:30,910 If you want them out of your house, go downstairs and say that. 62 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:33,959 MUSIC SKIPS 63 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:35,199 Hang on. 64 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:36,799 That is vinyl. 65 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:38,639 My vinyl! 66 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:41,199 I never said they could touch my records. 67 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:44,039 I've got a rare special edition blue Frankie Goes to Hollywood 68 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:45,159 record down there. 69 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:46,279 Relax. 70 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:48,079 Yeah, that's the one. 71 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,359 It's even been signed by Holly Johnson himself. 72 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:51,960 Even I don't touch that record. 73 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:54,679 I'm going down. 74 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:57,679 You can't go down there and start mingling with young people 75 00:02:57,680 --> 00:03:00,080 dressed like a fugitive from a nursing home. 76 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:03,279 I'll pop out and straight back in again. 77 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:04,880 That's what I'm worried about. 78 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:09,679 Ella was very nervous about this party. 79 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:11,759 She's a very delicate girl. 80 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:14,519 If you knock her confidence even slightly, 81 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:17,230 you won't need helium to talk in a high-pitched voice. 82 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:20,200 Because I will castrate... I've got it. 83 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:33,560 Excuse me. 84 00:03:33,851 --> 00:03:39,959 Would you mind taking that somewhere a little more private? 85 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:41,559 Where? 86 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:42,639 I don't know. 87 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:44,119 The bathroom, maybe. 88 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:46,599 Preferably the one in Heston services. 89 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:47,919 All right, then. 90 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:48,970 Bathroom it is. 91 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:53,439 Oh, and, er... no looking in the bathroom cabinet. 92 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:54,759 They're not mine. 93 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:56,000 Whatever they are. 94 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:04,680 AMBIENT MUSIC 95 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:09,600 I really should get the roof repaired on this house. 96 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:16,719 Why does it smell like fruit in here? 97 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:18,039 Oh, you've got me. 98 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:19,760 We've been making smoothies. 99 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,840 And yet the roof gag gets nothing. 100 00:04:24,821 --> 00:04:27,439 You're vaping, aren't you? 101 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:28,799 Do you want some? 102 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:31,759 Just don't tell the bloke who owns the house. 103 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:33,199 I own the house. 104 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:36,239 Otherwise why would I be dressed like this? 105 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:39,199 You might have been a random pervert. 106 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:40,879 Good to know they taught your generation 107 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:42,559 the best way to deal with that scenario. 108 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:44,719 Invite the random pervert to join you 109 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:47,359 for a mango and passion fruit vaping session. 110 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:48,999 Do you want us to stop, then? 111 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,239 No, it's fine. 112 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:52,239 As long as you're not smoking real cigarettes. 113 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:53,999 Nah, wouldn't do that. 114 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,159 It ages you. 115 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:56,479 Mm. Exactly. 116 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:57,599 Yeah. 117 00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:59,159 I mean, he's only 34. 118 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:01,039 HE TITTERS 119 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:03,879 MUFFLED MUSIC: Relax by Frankie Goes to Hollywood 120 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:05,360 Frankie! 121 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:11,790 If you're having Twiglets, please get a wet wipe. 122 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:16,519 Hi, Ella. 123 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:17,999 Hello. 124 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,359 Hello, everyone. 125 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:21,439 I'm Lee, the homeowner. 126 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:23,839 I say homeowner, it's more of a hostage situation with the bank. 127 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:24,890 HE CHUCKLES 128 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:27,559 Is everything OK? 129 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:29,759 I haven't done something wrong, have I? 130 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:30,839 Oh, no, no, no. 131 00:05:30,840 --> 00:05:32,479 No, you - you carry on enjoying yourself. 132 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:33,639 Have a good time. 133 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:36,439 I just might... If that's OK... 134 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:37,800 MUSIC STOPS 135 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:40,759 Don't worry, everyone. 136 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:42,959 I'm not the strippagram. 137 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:45,879 You probably don't even know what one of them is. 138 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:49,119 It's if I was to take all my clothes off and start, er... 139 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:50,720 Forget it. Different times. 140 00:05:51,840 --> 00:05:53,039 What are you doing? 141 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:54,879 I'm... Sorry to be a pain, 142 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:59,319 but could I please ask that you don't actually play my records? 143 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:01,719 It's ironic, given it says Relax. 144 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:03,600 Yeah, but it also says don't do it. 145 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:05,919 Sorry. 146 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:07,879 All right! You don't have to shout at her. 147 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:10,159 Ella's already in a bad way, thanks to you. 148 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:11,439 Why? What have I done? 149 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:14,479 You got her that bottle of alcohol, and it's gone straight to her head. 150 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:16,679 Well, I didn't know she didn't drink when I bought it for her. 151 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:18,079 Ha, bought it for her. 152 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:20,719 It had a price sticker on it from 2014. 153 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:23,439 Sorry, but I didn't force you to drink it, Ella. 154 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:24,959 She was being polite. 155 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:26,559 She didn't want to offend you. 156 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:27,879 I wouldn't have been offended. 157 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:30,720 Loads of people have refused that bottle over the years. 158 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:34,679 How much have you had? 159 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:36,479 About half. 160 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:37,839 You drank half a bottle? 161 00:06:37,840 --> 00:06:39,239 No. 162 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:40,759 Half a shot. 163 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:44,239 Oh, that's all right, then, innit? 164 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:46,399 No, it's not all right, actually. 165 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:48,239 She's had a tough day as it is, 166 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:51,879 and you've made it worse by making her feel drunk and sad. 167 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:54,119 Why? What's happened? 168 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:55,279 Come on. 169 00:06:55,280 --> 00:06:57,159 I might be able to offer you some words of wisdom. 170 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:58,639 You? 171 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:01,279 All right, I might not look like Yoda from Star Wars... 172 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:03,319 Actually, you do. 173 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:04,479 Well, ignore the robe. 174 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:05,960 I meant your face. 175 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:09,399 Come on. 176 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:10,880 What's bothering you, Ella? 177 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:15,150 Well, I know what's bothering her now! 178 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:19,359 It's my boyfriend. 179 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:21,279 Freddy. 180 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:22,679 Has he cheated on you? 181 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:24,079 No! 182 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:25,279 No, of course not. 183 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:26,759 Why would he go out and have burger 184 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:28,479 when he can stay at home and have steak? 185 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:30,639 She's a vegan. 186 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:33,520 I mean, stay at home and have quinoa. 187 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:36,319 Has he said something mean to you? 188 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:38,799 No. He hasn't said anything to her. 189 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:40,039 OK? That's the problem. 190 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:41,639 He never expresses himself. 191 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:44,519 He never even says that he likes her or that she looks nice. 192 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:46,239 Nothing. 193 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:48,639 Look, I've been married for a long time, Ella, 194 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:50,759 and sometimes you do forget to say these things, 195 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:52,319 but it doesn't mean you don't care. 196 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:55,039 You might show it in other ways, like making a cup of tea, 197 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:56,439 or taking the bins out, 198 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:59,160 or clearing lint out of the filter of the tumble dryer. 199 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:01,839 What? 200 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:03,439 How is that helpful? 201 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:06,679 Improves energy efficiency and vents excess moisture. 202 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:09,159 Thanks. You can go now. 203 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:11,079 Or I might show Lucy how much I love her 204 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:14,079 by agreeing to let her goddaughter have a party in our house. 205 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:16,400 Where you can't even use the record player. 206 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:19,719 All right, what about this? 207 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:22,239 I'll take Freddy up to my bedroom. 208 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:23,639 Sorry, not Freddy. 209 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:26,359 Frankie - as in Frankie Goes to Hollywood. 210 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:29,759 My very special signed album. 211 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:33,439 But you lot can play the rest of my records - 212 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:38,839 which means only touching the vinyl by the edge, 213 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:41,759 and putting them back in the sleeve 214 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:44,199 by placing our middle finger in the hole... 215 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:45,239 STIFLED LAUGHTER 216 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:47,999 Please don't be childish when I'm trying to educate you. 217 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,599 ..and always remembering to put the albums back 218 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:53,199 in alphabetical order according to surnames. 219 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:55,239 So, for example, if it was George Michael, 220 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:57,799 it would be M for Michael, not G for George. 221 00:08:57,800 --> 00:08:59,759 But there are some exceptions, like Boy George, 222 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:01,239 because that wasn't his real name, 223 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:04,639 in which case it would be B for Boy and not G for George. 224 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:07,799 Or if it was Pet Shop Boys, it would be the first letter P, for Pet. 225 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:10,399 Unless the band begins with The, like The Beach Boys, 226 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:14,199 in which case you discount the The and go straight for the B for Beach. 227 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:16,359 Unless it's the actual band, The The - 228 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:18,799 er, which was a real band in the 1980s, by the way - 229 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:21,079 in which case you wouldn't discount the The, 230 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:22,999 but technically speaking you'd be going for the second The, 231 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,479 not the first The. 232 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:26,880 Understood? 233 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:31,639 Right. And then we choose our next album 234 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:34,719 by once again placing our finger in the middle hole... 235 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:36,640 STIFLED LAUGHTER 236 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:36,639 I won't tell you again. 237 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:39,199 ..and we gently put it on the turntable. 238 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:42,839 Very careful with the needle, and we press play. 239 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:44,479 Is everybody happy? 240 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:49,040 MUSIC: Unchained Melody by The Righteous Brothers 241 00:09:49,041 --> 00:09:52,239 I know, what about Locomotion by Kylie? 242 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:54,239 Let's get the party dancing started. 243 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:56,479 I used to be a mobile DJ, actually. 244 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:59,040 All the virgins give us a wave! 245 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:02,440 As I say, different times. 246 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:05,879 I'll take it off. No. 247 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:07,639 Leave it on. 248 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:09,080 I like it. 249 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:14,519 Look, I'm sorry, Ella. 250 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:17,399 I'm sure you and Freddy will get through this difficult time. 251 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:19,359 How long have you been together? 252 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:20,999 Four... 253 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:24,679 No, five days. 254 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:28,239 Five days? I thought it was serious. 255 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:30,600 I've had hiccups that last longer than that. 256 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:34,519 Now look what you've done. 257 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:36,519 Sorry. Please don't cry. 258 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:38,559 We don't want Lucy seeing you like this, do we? 259 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:40,359 Otherwise I'll have lost some testicles, 260 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:42,840 and Lucy will have gained some novelty earrings. 261 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:47,120 I'll get her some water. 262 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:50,880 DANCE MUSIC 263 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:50,879 Oh, better turn it down. 264 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:52,480 Your grandad's here, Freddy. 265 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:03,640 Phat beats. 266 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:06,399 I love this stuff. 267 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:09,959 Hip-hop, trance, dance... 268 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:11,600 ..prance... 269 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:16,199 ..France. 270 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:18,679 How do you like it? 271 00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:23,959 Well, Freddy, it's important to say when you like something or someone. 272 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:26,879 Thanks, but I'm already seeing someone. 273 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:29,959 I'm not chatting you up! You're young enough to be my son. 274 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:31,200 Or your carer. 275 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,799 It's Ella, isn't it? Your girlfriend. 276 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:37,759 Well, I wouldn't exactly say girlfriend. 277 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:39,679 We've only been together for a few days. 278 00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:41,959 It's hardly a serious relationship. 279 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:43,719 That's what I said! 280 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:46,279 But that's still no reason to hide your feelings. 281 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:48,879 You should still be open and honest with her. 282 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:50,359 Sorry, who are you? 283 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:51,879 I'm Lee, the homeowner. 284 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:55,119 Oh, is that your vinyl in there? Can I play them? 285 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:57,800 Talk to me about your alphabetisation methodology. 286 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:00,719 My what? 287 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:01,880 Don't touch the vinyl. 288 00:12:01,881 --> 00:12:06,239 All I'm trying to do is make sure that Ella has a good time tonight - 289 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:08,680 but she's a bit upset. 290 00:12:08,681 --> 00:12:13,279 She tells me you don't express yourself very clearly. 291 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:14,559 Hmm. 292 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:16,599 Yeah, like that. 293 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,399 You think she's nice? 294 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:19,640 Yeah. 295 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:22,439 Do you fancy her? 296 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:24,479 Yeah, I suppose. 297 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:26,639 So, why don't you say so? 298 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:28,799 OK. 299 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:31,359 She's nice and I fancy her. 300 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:33,480 Not to me, to her. 301 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:38,879 It's not really my thing, you know, 302 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:40,559 talking about stuff. 303 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:41,959 Mm. 304 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:44,199 You know who you remind me of? 305 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:45,719 Me. 306 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:49,159 Yeah, all right, I sometimes wear trousers. 307 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:52,999 The point I'm making is there was a woman I used to like, 308 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:56,039 and for a very long time I didn't tell her how I felt - 309 00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:58,160 and as a result, I almost lost her. 310 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:01,199 You still together? 311 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:03,599 At time of speaking. 312 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:05,519 Go on, talk to Ella. 313 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:07,079 Tell her how you feel. 314 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:10,479 It might be the most important conversation you ever have. 315 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:12,120 Ah... 316 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:15,800 And if you talk to her, I'll let you use my records. 317 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:18,760 Is that your "vinyl" offer? 318 00:13:18,761 --> 00:13:22,239 God, you really are like me, aren't you? 319 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:25,039 I didn't realise how irritating it was. 320 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:26,079 Deal? 321 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:27,199 MUSIC STOPS 322 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:28,320 Deal. 323 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:32,240 Napkin, please, that's flaky pastry. 324 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:36,680 Ella! Look who I found. 325 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:39,199 Ahem. 326 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:43,999 Er, this man said to me I should be more... 327 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,199 Open and honest. ..open and honest. 328 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,039 Ahem... 329 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:49,320 Go on, then. 330 00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:52,079 Er... 331 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:57,120 Ella, I think you're... really good-looking... 332 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:04,159 ..and I think you're...nice. 333 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:05,399 Nice! 334 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:06,839 That's nice, isn't it? 335 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:09,080 Nice to see you, to see you... 336 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:12,599 Carry on. 337 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:14,320 The thing is... 338 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:18,000 ..I don't want to see you any more. 339 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:22,839 What? 340 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:23,999 Yeah. 341 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:28,039 I think it's best if I'm open and honest with you. 342 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:29,999 You were right, mate. 343 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,720 I feel better for saying that. 344 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:40,239 Anyway, let's not dwell on that. 345 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:41,919 What a great party. 346 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:43,199 Having fun? 347 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:45,039 MUSIC: Love Will Tear Us Apart by Joy Division 348 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,759 SHE WAILS 349 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:49,199 Oh, where you going? 350 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,039 To talk to Lucy. 351 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:52,359 Oh, no, no, don't do that. 352 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:53,399 Talk to me. 353 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:54,599 I've been dumped loads of times - 354 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,719 and look how I turned out! 355 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:58,720 SHE WAILS 356 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:04,319 This is the worst party ever. 357 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,479 Thank you. 358 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:07,760 Do sign the guest book on the way out. 359 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:12,559 SHE SOBS 360 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:14,319 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 361 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:16,039 No, no, no, no, no, you can't go in there. 362 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,439 Lucy will be asleep. 363 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:19,239 It's only nine o'clock. 364 00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:21,119 I know - but when you hit middle age, 365 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,199 you soon realise that nothing late at night 366 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,759 is as sexy or as thrilling as a full eight hours' sleep. 367 00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:28,359 Sometimes we watch The One Show and turn in with a Horlicks. 368 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:29,799 I don't know if you've seen that show, 369 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:32,119 but if that doesn't send you to sleep, nothing will. 370 00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:34,879 Why did you tell Freddy to finish with me? 371 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:36,639 Oh... No, I didn't. 372 00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:38,039 You're not thinking straight. 373 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:40,879 Because you got me drunk on Taboo! 374 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:43,239 And my mouth tastes all sticky. 375 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:45,239 That'll be the added tropical fruit juices 376 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:47,479 they blend for an exotic summer sensation. 377 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:50,839 Look, if Lucy sees you upset, then she'll be upset - 378 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:52,839 and neither of us want that, do we? 379 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:55,680 Why don't you take a moment to chill out? 380 00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:57,920 AMBIENT MUSIC 381 00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:57,919 There you go. 382 00:15:57,920 --> 00:15:59,519 It's lovely and chilled in here. 383 00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:02,399 Smells like a branch of Lush but without the overpriced bath bombs. 384 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,719 There you go, sit...sit down. 385 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:07,119 Deep breaths, and... 386 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:09,519 MUFFLED: Don't do it... 387 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:10,919 I forgot Frankie! 388 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:11,959 389 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:13,160 RECORD SCRATCH 390 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:13,159 391 00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:14,639 Bastards! 392 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:15,759 Oh, oh...! 393 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:16,999 Whoa, careful, dude. 394 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,439 She's phonophobic. 395 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:19,840 Just sort her out! 396 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:23,199 Lee! What the hell are you doing? 397 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:24,879 Sorry, I've been chatting to the kids. 398 00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:27,119 Advice on how to cope when someone breaks up with you. 399 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,239 Well, I hope they gave you some good tips. 400 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:31,280 RECORD SCRATCHING 401 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:31,279 Get in here now! 402 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:32,359 One minute. 403 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:33,639 They're abusing Frankie. 404 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:35,920 Lee! Lee! 405 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:43,800 Oh, bugger off, speccie. 406 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,439 RECORD SCRATCHING 407 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,559 That crisp packet is not an adequate beer mat. 408 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:52,319 Er, excuse me. Sorry. 409 00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:54,119 Could you stop doing that, please, Freddy? 410 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:55,719 It's all right. I know what I'm doing. 411 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:57,959 Yeah, I know, I really do have to insist. 412 00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:59,959 What is your problem?! 413 00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:02,879 Why are you so determined to ruin Ella's birthday? 414 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:04,999 I just want my records looking after. 415 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,759 Don't make me out like I'm some sort of party pooper, cos I'm not. 416 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,359 In fact, I've just told two kids 417 00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:11,519 to get off with each other in my bathroom. 418 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:13,479 Is that the actions of a party pooper? 419 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:16,839 No, it's the actions of a pervert. 420 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:19,119 I wish people would stop calling me that. 421 00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:20,519 You forced alcohol on Ella, 422 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:21,679 you made her cry, 423 00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:23,119 you ruined her relationship - 424 00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:25,959 and now you won't even let us listen to music! 425 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:27,799 Do you know what your problem is? 426 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,359 You're toxic. 427 00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:31,879 Toxic?! I'm not toxic! 428 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:33,279 You kids bandy these words around 429 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,239 without even knowing their true meaning - 430 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:37,799 and do you know why? And this is the real reason 431 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:39,719 that you get so upset all the time. 432 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:41,199 It's not because I'm toxic, 433 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:44,919 it's because you lot are all absolute... 434 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:47,080 MUSIC STOPS 435 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:47,080 ..BLEEP snowflakes! 436 00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:59,079 But, you know, who... who doesn't love snowflakes? 437 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:00,799 I do. 438 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:04,119 They're my favourite type of flakes, after...Cadburys... 439 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:06,880 ..but before...Kellogg's Corn. 440 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:11,119 I'm leaving. 441 00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:12,439 What? 442 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:14,399 I don't think this is a safe space. 443 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:15,559 Course it is. 444 00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:18,079 I've just changed the batteries in the smoke alarm. 445 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:23,479 In fact, I think he's just violated all of our boundaries. 446 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:26,400 So, we should all leave. 447 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:28,919 Oh, well, hang on. 448 00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:30,359 No, no, no. You can't go. 449 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,759 It-It's Ella's birthday. 450 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:33,719 If you leave, she'll be gutted - 451 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:35,719 and then Lucy will be gutted. 452 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:37,399 Then she'll have me gutted. 453 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:40,919 Well, you should have thought of that 454 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:44,640 before your extremely aggressive outburst. 455 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:48,799 Listen, everyone, I-I should probably... 456 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:51,040 ..apologise. 457 00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:55,200 Sorry! 458 00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:57,640 Is that it? 459 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:00,639 No. 460 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,079 No, that's not it. I... 461 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:05,359 I want to apologise properly... 462 00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:07,320 ..in writing. 463 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,079 No, not in writing. 464 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:14,199 I mean, I'd like to apologise right now, 465 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:17,040 because what I did was... 466 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:22,199 ..unforgivable... 467 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:26,399 ..but I really do, you know, want you to find a way... 468 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:27,959 ..to forgive me. 469 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:32,680 How can we forgive you if it's unforgivable? 470 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:36,960 Because, you know... 471 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:40,280 That is a good question. 472 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,200 Because I want to... 473 00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:47,040 ..work through this. 474 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:52,959 Because I will be taking some time out 475 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:57,239 to regroup with my wife and family, 476 00:19:57,240 --> 00:20:00,479 and stepping away from politics... 477 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:03,200 ..from the living room... 478 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:06,480 ..whilst I reflect. 479 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:10,800 Because the thing is... 480 00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:16,600 ..I've been getting quite fat recently. 481 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:19,719 No, not fat. 482 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:21,960 That's... That's body shaming. 483 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:27,360 I need to grow as a person. 484 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:33,039 Then hopefully you will be able to forgive me. 485 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:35,160 Go on, we're listening. 486 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:37,599 What? 487 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:40,680 How are you going to grow? 488 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:45,720 By giving you all a big cuddle. 489 00:20:45,941 --> 00:20:48,639 But you're not getting one, 490 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:53,239 because I won't invade anyone's personal space. 491 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:58,079 But I will own it. 492 00:20:58,080 --> 00:20:59,639 I will own what I did. 493 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:00,799 It's mine. 494 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:04,040 I'm having it because I have... 495 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,200 ..worms. 496 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:11,039 I have words, 497 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:13,599 and I chose those words very badly - 498 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:18,239 but I won't in the future, because I have changed, 499 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:20,879 and you will see that if you stay. 500 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,199 So, please stay. 501 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:27,319 I think you will be pleased, because I have... 502 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:30,040 ..Viennetta in the freezer. 503 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,360 I say let's give the guy a chance. 504 00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:37,080 He has let us use his house. 505 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:40,279 Don't know. 506 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:42,999 He's displaying a lot of red flags. 507 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,200 It's just bunting. I could take it down. 508 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,319 So, what do you reckon? 509 00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:51,720 What flavour Viennetta is it? 510 00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:54,800 Mint choc chip. 511 00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:58,760 OK, we'll stay. 512 00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,839 For now. 513 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:05,079 But if this becomes an unsafe space again... 514 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:06,680 It won't. 515 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:12,919 MUSIC: Born Slippy (Nuxx) by Underworld 516 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:14,359 Thanks for that. 517 00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:15,479 I'll return the favour 518 00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:17,799 if you ever get cancelled by a middle-aged woman. 519 00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:20,120 It's much easier, they just like chocolates. 520 00:22:20,121 --> 00:22:23,119 Yeah, you definitely dodged a bullet there, mate. 521 00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:24,919 Well, so did you, to be honest. 522 00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:26,079 How'd you mean? 523 00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:27,919 Well, you and Ella, let's be honest, 524 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,479 you're far too young to be in a serious relationship. 525 00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:32,680 When I was your age, I was playing the field. 526 00:22:32,681 --> 00:22:36,719 So, you're saying even if I was in a situationship, 527 00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:39,119 I should still be branching with a sneaky link? 528 00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:40,919 Exactly. Do that. 529 00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:42,240 But in English. 530 00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:45,639 I feel you, brother. 531 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:46,879 Yeah, please don't. 532 00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:49,319 I've only just been uncancelled. 533 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:52,159 Right, I will take this little baby safely upstairs with me, 534 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:54,239 and I will send Ella straight back down. 535 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,079 I reckon she must be feeling much better by now. 536 00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:58,039 I think Ella's about to throw up. 537 00:22:58,040 --> 00:22:59,479 Hold on! 538 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:01,639 539 00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:03,919 540 00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:05,399 541 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,040 AMBIENT MUSIC 542 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,039 I feel sick. 543 00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:09,639 Well, you have had a thimble full of Taboo and a sip of tap water. 544 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:11,719 You know what they say about mixing your drinks. 545 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:15,279 Oh, when I said she had too much, I didn't mean alcohol. 546 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:16,519 Well, what else has she done? 547 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,439 Weed. 548 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,239 Has she? 549 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:21,600 Can someone get a mop? 550 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:24,599 Hang on... 551 00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:26,639 Do you mean weed as in drugs? 552 00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:27,999 Yeah. 553 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,439 That's what's in the vapes. 554 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:31,399 But you knew that, right? 555 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:33,239 No, I did not. 556 00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:35,239 Dude, you told me to sort her out. 557 00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:36,439 Did you? 558 00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:37,759 No! 559 00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:40,479 Well, yes, but I didn't mean marijuana. 560 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:42,319 Oh, you should have said. 561 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:44,719 I've got a mate who can be here in five minutes. 562 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:46,079 What? 563 00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:47,759 What do you want me to get her? 564 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,399 Crank? Molly? 565 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:52,080 Pooky? Scooby snacks? Nuggets? 566 00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:54,719 Sorry, I am genuinely confused. 567 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:58,159 Is your mate a drugs dealer or does he work for Deliveroo? 568 00:23:58,160 --> 00:23:59,759 I'm going to be sick. 569 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:00,810 Bathroom! 570 00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:08,359 Hello? 571 00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:09,559 Can you come out, please? 572 00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:12,039 Uh, no, mate. You were the one that told us to come in here. 573 00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:13,799 Stop snogging and show some respect! 574 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:14,879 He did. 575 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:16,439 He took his brace out first. 576 00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:17,490 SHE LAUGHS 577 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,719 Oh... Kitchen sink. 578 00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:22,399 What about your bedroom en suite? 579 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:23,479 No! 580 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:24,679 I've just used it. 581 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:26,910 You're going to have to give it five minutes. 582 00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:32,480 Do you put your shoes on the coffee table in your own home? 583 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,479 Change of plan. 584 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,319 You can use the en suite bathroom. 585 00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:39,960 A bit of Febreze will sort it out. 586 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:44,720 Um, I'm looking for my husband. 587 00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:52,080 Bit intense for a chat-up line, but I'll go with it. 588 00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,879 I mean, I've lost my husband. 589 00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:57,759 Widow. 590 00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:00,320 Something even sexier about that. 591 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,679 What is the matter with you?! 592 00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:06,479 Um, excuse me. 593 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:08,239 Old man, bit creepy-looking, 594 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,719 beard, wears a big gown, 595 00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,160 isn't Father Christmas? 596 00:25:12,111 --> 00:25:16,159 Don't worry, Ella, a birthday isn't a birthday 597 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:17,279 unless you're throwing up. 598 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:20,519 On my 20th I threw up so many times I got asked to leave Alton Towers. 599 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:22,159 I didn't even make it as far as the rides. 600 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:24,200 I just got very drunk in the car park. 601 00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:31,280 Freddy? 602 00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:35,319 Oh, how could you?! 603 00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:36,719 It was your idea. 604 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:38,280 You told me to play the field. 605 00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:42,080 Not on the same night! 606 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:54,559 Well, you two are split up now, right? 607 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:58,279 You absolute bitch. 608 00:25:58,280 --> 00:25:59,559 Oh... 609 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:01,919 Not sure you can use that word any more, Ella. 610 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:04,320 Oh, BLEEP off, you snowflake! 611 00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:08,239 Own it, sister. 612 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,079 You gate-crash my party, 613 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:11,599 make me drink alcohol, 614 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:12,839 get me dumped by my boyfriend, 615 00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:13,999 get me high on drugs, 616 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,239 make me feel sick, 617 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,399 and tell my ex-boyfriend to get off with my best friend. 618 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:21,200 You horrible, disgusting old man! 619 00:26:25,841 --> 00:26:28,999 Well, she's found her confidence. 620 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,799 That's good, isn't it? 621 00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:31,850 BANG 622 00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:35,560 RETCHING 623 00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:41,920 Happy 20th. 624 00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:46,839 625 00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:48,439 626 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:51,559 with my head in a spin 627 00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:54,439 to scream and shout 628 00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:57,759 629 00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:00,960 630 00:27:01,010 --> 00:27:05,560 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0